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jokerxxx Admin
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:45 am | |
| how do you make an instant elephant????
Open the package, add water, and run! _________________________________________
what has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks and 2 trunks???
an elephant with spare parts!!! ____________________________________ There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:06 am | |
| oh and these too : A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" ______________________________________________________ A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?” | |
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Devi3nt Admin
Posts : 289 Join date : 2008-09-05 Age : 32 Location : New Zealand
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:26 pm | |
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dilor69 member
Posts : 90 Join date : 2008-09-05 Age : 29 Location : tirana
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:55 am | |
| A wizard was in a tv show and for his last trick he sent some one from the public he said to him to hit him with a sludgehammer he whisperd in his ear and said its a trick the man hit him he went to the hospital after ten days the wizard started to move the man was impressed the the wizard said -ta-ta | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:06 am | |
| ha...ha...ha dilor | |
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zero_cool Admin
Posts : 155 Join date : 2008-09-02 Age : 30 Location : albania
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:19 pm | |
| lol nice ones guys how about this what is the mix betwen jaz and punk????
its junk | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:23 pm | |
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zero_cool Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:26 pm | |
| no its not a spam its a joke byt u dont understand that | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:27 pm | |
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Devi3nt Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:50 am | |
| ahaha it would be funny if a new genre came out called junk... haha | |
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Angelic member
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:15 am | |
| Does anybody have any good blonde jokes? (: | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:18 am | |
| ok i'll post some but not now....i think i had some in my pc somewhare | |
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zero_cool Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:25 am | |
| hey junk music doesent exzist for real it was only a joke
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Devi3nt Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:32 pm | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:12 pm | |
| hehe nice football player ... i see he is in shape hahahahahaha | |
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Devi3nt Admin
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zero_cool Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:42 am | |
| yes nice job but i will make another topic for funny pics
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Devi3nt Admin
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:43 am | |
| ok since we hav a funny pic topic i will put a funny video topic but there we don't have to rate who's video is the best just put funny videos | |
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zero_cool Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:50 am | |
| if u wat u can post only the link of vid if it is in u tube | |
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Devi3nt Admin
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dilor69 member
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:33 am | |
| ha ha what about this whats the name of the spanish stomach doctores its dolores de panca (stomach ache) | |
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jokerxxx Admin
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:48 am | |
| haha you have to know a little italian to get this joke dolor( ache or pain)lol | |
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dilor69 member
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| Subject: Re: post funny jokes Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:28 pm | |
| a doctor had an afair with his nurse and when she was ready to give birth the doctor sent her to itali and she must give him a cartoline when she will give birh and 2 months later a cartoline came the doctors wife had no idea there was a cartoline with a spagheti picture the doctor read macaronies 2 with sausages to without sausages | |
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